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Lockdown "bananaper" to replace toilet paper

As supermarket violence rages across the world with desperate toilet goers attempting to get their hands on that precious last package of toilet paper before they’re left at home with laundry baskets over-flowing with poop smeared underpants we decided to join the 4 billion civilized members of the planet who do not use toilet paper and examine alternative methods. It takes around 30,000 trees every day to fulfil the global demand for the pleasure of wiping our bum and we have an abundance of trees in our garden, so why not make our own?